I’d imagine these two wouldn’t take too kindly to one another.

Of course there’s no other space in the bar and they’re both too proud to leave and they  end up pissing each other off more and more and therefore order more drinks until they’re both entirely wasted and end up having a passionate night at Slond’s place.

This was originally for Corey but it changed and I don’t even know anymore.

Edit: Oh and uh. Appearances clearly based off of my interpretation of both of them. You can read my interpretation of ol’ Slond here if you so choose. And go read my Rake “comic” or whatever, Hypnagogia. Mmyeah.

Hypnagogia

(discussing Slond and ol’ Rake)

C: looking longingly into each others eyes

C: and in the corner

C: a dribble of perriwinkle

C: accross the rakes thigh

L:  … oh my god

Because Slender Man certainly doesn’t spend his him stalking college kids, no.

Thought I should repost this dapper fellow with an explanation.

Alright, so. I tend to like to stick to canon at heart while still being somewhat inventive, what little canon there may be (Rake, cough cough). I recently discovered the term “Surgist,” which seems trivial and silly, but I guess it describes most of how I feel about the Slender Man Mythos these days. I’ve long been a lurker, and it was only last year that I started becoming more acquainted with other fandom members. However, it’s become very muddled these days, and I tend to gravitate towards the original works, those being the original SomethingAwful thread entries by Surge and the other contributors, Marble Hornets, those things.

With the exception of the ambiguity that is Marble Hornets, I cannot bear the idea of “proxies” and him stalking nothing but bored college-age young adults with an obsession with toting video cameras around. Marble Hornets is the exception to me because it was the first of the ‘Mythos Chaotic Fictions- sort of the Romeo and Juliet to the others’ West Side Stories, so to speak. Now, we have a slew of other masked men, knife-wielding fanatics, zealots with a penchant for video-editing, and even other creepypastas and such entities getting in on the action.

Frankly, I’d rather keep it a bit more simple for myself. What you see is a depiction of my idea of what some might see when looking at him. To me, he has a face when looked at by just anyone, and only appears as our familiar faceless friend when caught on film. Each person might see him slightly differently, even appearing as someone they know, such as an uncle, a teacher, a father. He also hasn’t much of a desire to spend his time stalking college kids with their video cameras, but rather his original “prey,” children.

However, in my interpretation, this strange man-in-black, with all his mystique, does not exactly have it out for the poor kids. Rather, he would steal them away to some strange, misty forest and then who knows where else to, what he would feel is sparing their innocence from the corruption they would face in adulthood. Of course, that’s not to say he is entirely benevolent. Often when one deals in the stealing of children, one runs into pesky law enforcement, social workers, daycare workers, babysitters, PARENTS, you know. All corrupted, all taken care of without much thought to the contrary. It’s what must be done.

I could go on, though I haven’t worked out all my headcanon, yet, what with origins in some dark forest in modern-day Germany or government involvement, etc. ;D

My interpretation of our slender friend.

Corey: Actually
Corey: you know what
Corey: done right
Corey: that would be beautiful and bring life and beauty into the mythos
Corey: if it was a believable charater- not some highschool kid with his hat backwards

Lauren: Hahahaha
Lauren: Wait like
Lauren: Thug victim or Thug Slender Man? xD
Lauren: Slender Thug.
Lauren: SLIM SHADY

Corey: well slender thug would make hilarious
Corey: faspijfa;osdjhfao;suhdfaliusdhflaiusdhf;aisudhfalisudhfliaushdfu;iadshf

It’s a Rake “comic.” (Only three pages in!)

Just doing the rounds, getting it out there again.