Not that I was terribly surprised, but I’ll have to see if I can TRY to have Mirena rather than Essure/Adiana, in spite of the fact that there is no legal age limit.

And basically, unless I want to bleed all the damn time, because I DON’T want it regulated to a monthly cycle, I’m perfectly FINE not queefing blood for a week every month, I should just take ibuprofen.

Not a single fucking difference has been made here.