xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Okay, putting my Halloween costume this year to a...
Creepypasta gajinka costume ooooof… The Rake or the Seed Eater? GO, MY MINIONS
billywilder: I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
So much I need to do.
Le sigh. For now, sleep.
But the most special are the most lonely...
God, I pity the violins. In glass coffins, they keep coughing, They’ve forgotten, forgotten how to sing.
Marilyn Manson, just over here making love to my...
Jeez, get out of here, there are people still awake we can’t do this now…
So we almost had another Rambo/Vest/DragonDad...
I think I might actually try to start on at least...
I’m wanting to make a video out of it, which will really be a first. Of course, it’s not an animation, just still images set to music. Namely, Regina Spektor’s Ballad of a Politician. A man inside a room is shaking hands with other men This is how it happens Our carefully laid plans Shake it, shake it baby Shake your ass out in that street You’re gonna make ‘em...
This is what I get for not writing shit down. xD
I AM A MORON WHO CONFUSES WEEKS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT...
OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDD HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Pretty sure I just released the Kraken with my...
“Man, why does all dispensable hand soap look like spooge?” “ROBBY.” “What? I mean every time you squirt it in your hand… I mean… why can’t it look like blood, or something cool?” My dad. <3
*checks Mantis's tag again*
So my dad and I were joking about smoking pot and...
Aaand then it became not so joke-like. Like. What. Dad. Dad. Oh god how do I even approach this? Has he even seen my nose ring yet? What
American's lived together in harmony. Then...
pokekorrakitty: The fuck are you talking about? WE ARE THE FIRE NATION
How to pronounce ‘GIF’ →
kiddblink: thegoodsonisbad: vicsagelivesforever: docgelegentlich: mathesar: dederants: inky: Let’s settle this debate. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, MERRIAM-WEBSTER?!?!?!?! well i guess that’s that oh Yes okay I will always pronounce GIF this way now. wow, you learn something new every day good to know CHOKING
You love so deep, so tender, your people and your...
You love ‘em ‘til they can’t recall who they are again.
So before I go, I'd really just like to say...
… that I have neat ideas for one-shot comics thanks to Regina Spektor’s new album. Mmmmyes. And only one is fanart awwww yiss pfffft
"Are you trying to find the bottom of your dash?"...
And with that, I sleep. SCP stuff after work tomorrow.
I crossed a line that can never be uncrossed. I...
cyborgkoala: cyborgkoala: I’ve been thinking a lot about religion lately. Blame politics. You hear the conservative party taking the name and cause so often, and scoffing at secularism. My own thoughts on the matter are quite complex. I’ve gone from vaguely religious to atheist to agnostic. But against the backdrop of politics, I thought I’d examine my beliefs again. This time, through the...
delapore asked: How far have you gotten in that Slenderman game?
1. Favorite SCP
2. The SCP that scares you the most
3. SCP games you've played
4. An SCP you'd like to see made into a game next
5. The humanoid SCP would you most like to interact with
6. An SCP you would like to steal for personal gain
7. Funniest article you've read
8. Favorite item produced by SCP-261
9. Dumbest article
10. Who would win in a fight- 682 or 073?
11. How would you react if exposed to 173?
12. What would you put in SCP-914 and what setting would you put it on?
13. Would you go down 087 and how far do you think you could make it? What, if anything, would you take with you?
14. Have you ever encountered anything in real life that you feel should be contained?
15. Saddest SCP
16. Favorite safe?
17. Favorite euclid?
18. Favorite keter?
19. Any theories on SCP-055?
20. Article you have the urge to change and how
21. Worst fate of a D-Class?
22. First SCP you ever read
23. Have you written an article/would you like to write one?
24. Favorite explained SCP
25. Favorite doctor or agent
EVEN IF YOU'VE NEVER ASKED ME ANYTHING BEFORE
JUST SEND ME RANDOM NUMBERS FOR ALL I CARE
I REALLY LIKE THIS ASK
AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
CAN I JUST PUNCH THE FUCKING WORLD IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW WOULD THAT BE ALRIGHT FOR JUST A SECOND PLEASE
I just really want to go see my grandma today.
It’s only about a 30-40 minute drive, and I never make it because I don’t want to have to put up with my grandfather. I’m so fucking frustrated. But whatever, I have to go to work now.
You could not pay me any amount of money to pick...
“Blah blah blah you’ll die anyway.” Yes, but I’d like to not die the way I’m watching my grandmother die. Fuck that bullshit right fucking now.
So apparently the Home Health nurses keep fucking...
They gave her pills, I’m not sure what, that raised her heart rate, then they checked her heart rate and when they saw that it was high, they’re telling her to go to the hospital the next day when her heart rate will be back down. Now my mom’s on the phone with probably my grandfather who sounds again to be acting like a belligerent dick who doesn’t understand a word...
drunkonstevphen: This man is beyond words. I just I just love this so much.
Five-hour conversations are the BEST...
But now I must sleep. x3
Meet the pyro
cyborgkoala: ..I love you valve. Also, should i read too much into the song choice? (in a young girls heart?) I don’t think we’ll ever find out what’s behind pyro’s mask. Or if we do it’s going to be something just bizarre.
Presentation of Silent Hill: Revelation at...
silenthaven: Fan poster created by Whitney Chavis Silent Hill Revelation has been confirmed by Director/Writer Michael J Basset that there will be an appearance of him and the film at this years Comic-Con in San Diego July 12-15! “Coming up fast though, is San Diego Comic Con and I’m delighted to say that I will going this year. There’s going to be a Silent Hill presentation (details to be...
Human babies: No response. Canine babies: MATERNAL INSTINCTS ENGAGED, MAMA WOLF MODE IS GO
Never ever think you can spray Arm & Hammer Wound...
I looked like a bottom in a bad porn flick.
So I guess it's time to drag myself off the couch...
kastiakbc replied to your post: I desperately need a mentor. Bluh. have you tried motivartimentorships.org? that’s where I got my mentorship under a dreamworks story artist! they’re fairly new so there’s not as much competition yet, which is good because they have some pretty damn good mentors to choose from! Oh wow! Thank you so much! This is awesome. :DDDDDD
I desperately need a mentor. Bluh.
cryingvagina: if i was a dj my name would be dj enzyme because i’m always breaking it down
I keep forgetting my piercing is there, so you can imagine how fun scratching my nose is.
Chloe’s not had a very good day today. =(