Right, so Sleipnir...
ivebeenloki-d: I was thinking about this the other day. Odin rode him to rescue the stupid six in Thor. As we all saw. And as we all know, in the Norse myths, Sleipnir has Loki as a mummy/daddy. Which maybe explains why he didn’t look very happy when Odin turned up. Or he could just have been pissed about being told to know his place by Thor, and nearly getting killed, but still… ...
Watching Sean Hannity is about as fun and...
Actually less fun, because dogs are cute and awesome and it’s more productive because at least the dog is cleaning shit up.
Oh shit, my tablet is still kicking.
Corey, the third one is certainly true. Gird your...
Also, in case there was any doubt at all, I am...
Sunlight = hives and zits. My skin is ridiculous right now.
Blah blah, pentecostal pastor who dances with...
“You don’t test God.” HOW ABOUT YOU DON’T FUCKING DANCE WITH RATTLESNAKES DUMBASS
Is there still any interest in Hypnagogia?
Like, at all? Just uh. Curious.
PSA: Shipping, consistently doing nothing but...
Hey Lee. Hey. Hey Lee.
YER FRUM TH’UTHER SAHD! GOTDAMNED HATFIELD SCUM Or something, I don’t know. We’re not even related to the McCoys. xD
Okay, so for anyone watching the Hatfields and...
That’s pretty much where I’m from. xD Not joking— you know the town they keep featuring, Pikeville? Yep. We’re more from the Elkhorn City/Ashcamp area, but most of us are from Pike County. … and now back to your regularly scheduled programs of things you ACTUALLY care about.
Holy Jesus McBalls my feet.
Yay metro system! Yay monuments! Yay lemon icy thing! Yay White House! Yay I’m so fucking tired but fulfilled!
OKAY SO FYI, DRIVING IN D.C. IS HORRIFYING.
Off to D.C.
Wait oh my god, please these are actually somewhat...
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
I could seriously sit and listen to Irene...
This woman is one of my idols.
First day of fucking vacation and my goddamned...
Fuck this bullshit.
HOLY SHIT GUYS
So um. There is a very real possibility that there...
Or maybe a squirrel or something. We um. We’re not really sure. But it chewed the doorframe.
I am so sick and tired and just fucking disgusted...
Not because “hrah hrah internet drama” but because people actually buy into the idea that hating people, calling all whites racists, all men rapists, all cisgendered heterosexuals bigots, all “pro-lifers” woman-hating scum, etc is going to suddenly fix shit. This is fucking moronic. Stop playing up the victim card and learn to educate people gently and effectively without...
Tonight has been full of some serious mood...
363 NOTES ON THAT STARING CONTEST DOODLE
HOT FUCKING DAMN, GUYS <3
Taped the wire into a place where it can function...
This is probably the last time I’ll be using this tablet. Really hoping there’s a decent electronics store within shopping range. :’D
I just. Kind of want to cry a little.
Seeing if I can buy a new one soon. Fucking fuckity fuck.
MY TABLET WIRE IS SHORTING OUT HARDCORE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Wisdom tooth, don't you fuck with me this week....
My style is so goddamned expansive, I love it.
I want to stock up on mori kei outfits. Shitdamn those are cute as balls.
Getting another reblogfest at the...
Feels good, bro.
So uh, just kidding.
After a million wrecks and a ridiculous detour, we’re iiiinnnn… Gordonsville, Virginia! At a really cute little cabin at a Bluegreen Resort. Everything is named after parts and gear for horses here. Brb, dinner.
No amount of explanation or social justice is...
We just got back from boarding the girls for the DC trip. ;____; It’s a good kennel, and we trust them. They don’t lock the dogs up, they let them have toys, require vaccines, take them outside on runs daily. They’re good. But I miss them uuuuugh guys my babies are not here with me uuuuuuuuuugggghhh and Chloe was crying and Lily pulled a houdini to stay with us in the lobby and...
Anonymous asked: I think about you when i masturbate.
I have the biggest fucking craving for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, now. Goddamn it.
Hello, woozy oversleeping Lorn here...
… to talk about how she hates those “You are somebody’s reason to masturbate” motivational things. Hate. Hate hate. This is probably an overreaction anyway, and someone’s going to be all “huurrr be more sex-positive!” or some shit on me, but like… “Yay someone’s attracted to me, they think I’m physically appealing” and...
Tried to drink again.
“Wugh, this tastes like piss.” “Wugh, THIS tastes like piss.” “WUGH, this tastes like PISS.” I need stuff to mix this shit with.
On tonight's episode of "Let's Post a Shit Ton of...
Toilet seats! Women are incapable of checking to see whether or not it’s down! The morons! All of them! At least men have no problem with it! Also! Equal pay? Don’t you know about the draft? Why do you need equal pay? Give those bitches math! Bitches hate math! You know why? Because they’re bitches! All of them! Bitches! Ho ho!