Watching my dogs do battle is pretty much the best thing ever. And by “battle” I mean “chasing each other around and performing some kickass parkour in an attempt to pin one another to the ground.”
7. I have a sort of conditional bisexuality or...
The only men I have been remotely attracted to have either looked like women, had terrifying voices, or were just generally terrifying. And also fictional. And really, it was never actually me wanting to do them, it was me wanting to be them and do others. I don’t even know.
Just spent an hour and a half trying to make pizzas whilst flipping my shit. Thanks, man. Let’s just say, if I’m going to be in pain, you’re going to be in pain.
Caspian Sea mud volcanoes!
Splap splap splap~
Right now I’m debating on whether or not I feel like dignifying that blatant hypocrisy with an answer.
my-naked-dreams asked: come at me, bro!
6. I'm a ridiculously huge emetophobe.
I am terrified of everything to do with vomit, to a pathetic degree. When I was younger and my sister would get sick, I would lock myself in my room and wouldn’t come out for as long as possible, having given my mother a walky-talky while I had the other so I could signal for food. I would stop breathing whenever we were in the same room for weeks afterwards, and I wouldn’t touch...
5. I'm terrified of handling or touching babies.
It’s not because I’m afraid they’ll do something to me (lol), I’m afraid I’ll accidentally hurt them or something. Like, I don’t hate babies or kids or anything, though I’m not exactly fond of them, but I’m terrified of doing something to hurt them. I’d never do it intentionally, of course, but aaaauuugh I don’t want to risk bad things...
mrventress asked: Would you kindly destroy Metal Gear and stop Liquid?
my-naked-dreams asked: ohhhh. I WILL fight you for THAT penguin!
Ugh, my little sister. ;___; Dad just told her about Charlie. He was her cat, and she is absolutely heartbroken. Uuuuuugh… ;_____________________;
My father continues to be under the impression that simply opening all the windows is an effective way of cooling down the house. It isn’t. It is so hot in here aaauuuugh~ /whine
We found Charlie.
RIP, little kitty.
Oh god, Lauren.
Calm your shit down.
bittyfuckingcunt-deactivated201 asked: i had no idea :(
i love you and i'm sorry for what its worth.
i love you and i'm sorry for what its worth.
4. I was sexually assaulted about two months ago...
And he’s going around gloating about how happy he is, and how great his life is, while I now have panic attacks and have finally gotten the balls to get on medication because I fell deeper into an already huge shitgasm of a downward spiral and became suicidal again. So thanks a lot, fuckass. So very glad you get to go free because there’s no proof of what you did to me. Just because I...
Did… did my mother just start singing Friday? Ahahahahaha~
I am raging at everything today.
“Class of 2009. we’ve been outta high school 2 years now. i’m in college and have a job. what are all the rest of you up to lately?” “they’re breeding.” Sigh. So are you, shut up…
#3. I adore dogs way more than people.
Trufax. I have a white schnoodle named Lily and a black schnorkie named Chloe and they are my bffs for real. In all likelihood, I love them more than most of the people I know. They are my babies.
need to find someone to go to Point Pleasant and Centralia with meeeee. D:
Oh, dear person.
You see, if I were in this situation, it would kind of be like me dating my sister or one of her friends. Seriously, what the hell.
THERE'S A RAKE BLOG
#2. I am an adamant supporter of Death with...
You know. On yesterday’s note and all. Anyway, I’ve had too many close relatives die of cancer not to be. And that is all.
Texts From Last Night makes getting drunk and making “bad” life...– Hahaha, shut up.
How to Die in Oregon
How close to home this is hitting… Tears. So many tears.
#1. I can't burp.
As in, I am physically incapable of burping, except for these little hiccup-like puffs of air. Apparently it has something to do with my esophageal sphincter. I don’t know. Anyway, all my friends make fun of me for it, which is weird. I think that’s a pretty good Fact #1, don’t you?
I guess I'll do that 100 facts thing.
Seems to be the hip thing to do, especially since I crapped out on that other challenge. Ehehe.
Prue: emo guy on a sunny day
Prue: takes the cake for me
Prue: he's just sitting there, crying in a lawn chair on top of a hill
Prue: you know how emos do
Lorn: All the time, man.
Prue: i want him and brandon to have an art face-off
Lorn: An art. face off
Lorn: On a sunny day.
Prue: jordan's gonna revolutionize. sunny days
Lorn: I am lolling so hard right now oh god I almost choked on a tamale~
Prue: i love how they're on the same level artistically
Prue: and they post their shit and they're all obviously proud of it
Prue: and me and you are on the same level, and we post hardly anything
Prue: and what we do post we're a little embarrassed of
Lorn: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US~
Prue: WE JUST SUCK
Lorn: SUCK FOREVER
Lorn: WE WILL NEVER REVOLUTIONIZE. ANYTHING
Saved for posterity.
Favorite insect ever. Mostly.
Step out into sun. Skin feels like it’s on fire. Lifelong dream of becoming a vampire, achieved. (Also wtf ouch, since when was I photosensitive~)
Bees are fucking cool. →
"I ate some wings last night, and this morning I...
You. Are a moron.
What Would You Do? →
I am crying forever. ;____;
What Would You Do? Unicorn Booty →
The mother in the first video seriously makes me want to cry. What a wonderful person. These videos give me a little hope for humanity again.
And has nothing but a mouthful of dick. Josh dick. Making it dick dick. Unrelated to the dik dik.
I AM CHRISTIAN BALE.
I AM THE HARDEST OF ASSES.